Are You More Golden Retriever or Black Cat Energy?
2 min·Pets & Animals
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The Sassy CEO
Your pet is the boss, and they are currently reviewing your job performance.
If your pet could text, their messages would be short, professional, and slightly condescending. They view themselves as the CEO of your household, and you are simply the intern in charge of kibble logistics. They don't have time for your 'baby talk' or your unnecessary selfies. They expect their needs to be met with precision and silence. Their internal monologue is a constant stream of judgment about your life choices, but deep down, they've decided to keep you on the payroll because you give good ear scratches.
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